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There was widespread concern bordering on panic in the Pacific Northwest earlier today when an Unidentified Flying Object appeared in the skies over Vancouver, Washington. Local media outlets were overwhelmed by reports of the UFO until a visitor from Arizona explained that it was actually the Sun, which hadn't been seen in these parts for so long that it was assumed that it had disappeared forever. Much relieved, local citizens then spent the rest of the day actually GOING OUTSIDE and enjoyed the newly invented game of chasing their shadows. Calm has thus been restored and a crisis averted.
Film at 11:00....
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You had me goin' for a second. I know how many hippies live up in that area.
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